2006-07: Andrew Gainer
2005-06: William Godfrey
Senior Awards 2006-07:
Recipient Award Detail Steuart Botchford Seneca Most likely to turn from politics to reckless, life threatening political action Richard Davis Tractatus Award Most likely to write an expansive work in formal logic, later to be repudiated Josh Dentmon Cave Dweller Award Most likely to be transfixed by images on the wall Ben Dunn Most Likely to Succeed Andrew Gainer Pre-Wittgenstein Russell Most likely to consider oneself completely right, then reject everything he formerly believed Janelle Hamilton Kierkegaard Most likely to disguise one's melancholy soul with the person of a social animal Andrew Jenkins Aquinas, The Dumb Ox Most likely to say nothing and understand everything in a class Andrew Jones The Summa Theologian Most likely to try to say everything about everything Ron Jordan Samuel Johnson Most likely to make the best and most absurd refutation of an argument Alex Morrison Augustine For conversion to philosophy Rocky Rogers Vico Most likely to confuse law for philosophy, or vice versa Eric Smith Thales Most likely to corner the market just when everyone thinks you're a spacey philosopher
Last Revision: March 28, 2008